These Loafers Make Me Horny

Tassels #1

These Alden tassels may be my favorite loafers of all time, or perhaps my second favorite (behind the Alden low vamp full strap)...I can't decide.  What I am sure of is that, for me, they automatically increase the sexy factor of the man wearing them. He can be white, black, young, old, thick, thin...it doesn't matter.

Tassels #2

I'm immediately drawn to him and, if I'm able, will at least try to grab a few photos of him and his footwear.  Sometimes they're men that the average person wouldn't consider attractive, or that I might not have given a second glance if they were dressed differently.  Their loafers give these men an added degree of desirabilty, and I find myself wondering how far I would go with them - and their loafers - if the opportunity presented itself.

Tassels #3

Does anyone else get these feelings?  Can someone wearing the right loafers make him more desirable to you?

Based on these photos alone, would you be willing to go out on a limb and entertain any of the above gents, sight unseen?  Tell me who you would do, and I'll let you see who you selected in an upcoming post.

Why Are These Loafers So F**king Hot?

Alden low vamp, fulll-strap loafers are some of the sexiest shoes ever. The sight of them just drives me crazy and, recently, I have been especially obsessed with a particular pair that I came across last month on eBay.

 

They weren't my size so I didn't think about purchasing them, yet I kept returning to the auction page  to look at them again and again.

The listing described them as well-worn - that was an understatement.  Whoever owned these wore the HELL out of them - and that was a HUGE turn-on!

And the size! 12 to be exact...and WIDE, had me salivating.  I couldn't help but wonder about the man who wore these loafers.  What did he look like?  He had to be a big guy, I thought.  At least two hundred pounds, and tall.  I pictured him as wide-bodied with a full, heavy ass...probably an attorney or a stockbroker.  And what did he wear with these?  Navy blue suit? Charcoal gray pinstripes? Khakis? I fantasized about this mystery man and I knew, without a doubt, that if I saw him, I'd want him.

And he would tease me - play with his loafers, dangle them, slip in and out of them while I watched...and I'd be putty in his hands...and his feet.

He'd let me smell the intoxicating aroma, built up from a long day at the law office or lobbying firm, and I'd massage his tired feet, stopping occasionally to bury my nose deep inside one of his beat up loafers. Drunk on the scent of leather mixed with sweat, I'd do anything he wanted.




What is the allure of these loafers?  What makes me want to slip my feet inside of them even though they are a size and a half too big and wide for me?   Why did I download photos of these loafers and pleasure myself while looking at them, lusting for them?  

Why am I so obsessed?  Why did I almost buy them even though I couldn't wear them in public?

Why are these loafers so fucking hot? 

Do these loafers turn YOU on?  I'd love to hear why (or why not).

Luxe Loafers

Luxe Loafers, a photo by Loaferotica on Flickr.

On Saturday afternoon stroll in downtown D.C., I certainly wasn't exxpecting to see and elegant pair of loafers like these. The shoes, the socks, the leather case...this is clearly a gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life.

Simply beautiful.

Can anyone identify the brand?

Best Tucker Loafer Photo Ever?

It just doesn't get any sexier than this...

(Thanks for sharing this find TZ!)

This photo does it for me on so many levels. There are just so many things to like - his  BB/Alden cordovan full-straps, all the sock on display, and the shoeplay with his left foot. It's as if he's offering up his big loafers just for us!

If there's a hotter shot of Tucker and his loafers out there, I challenge you to find it (and share it)!

Brian Williams' Newsworthy Loafer Collection

I've harbored a huge crush on NBC News anchor Brian Williams for ages.  He's tall and goofily handsome, with a clever wit that tells me he doesn't take himself too seriously.  All that, coupled with the fact the he loves loafers (I don't recall ever having seen him in any other type of shoe), makes him irresistably sexy.

Are there any other Fans of Brian out there?

Once again, thanks to JG for providing the photos!

Ryan Gosling's Crazy Stupid Sexy Loafers

He was edged out by Bradley Cooper for the title of People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive 2011" but does his choice of footwear give Ryan Gosling the edge among us loafer lovers?

What do you think? 

Sexy or not?

Thanks for sharing these from your collection JG!

Why We Love Tucker's Loafers

They're big, they're Brooks Brothers, they're loose...and he likes to play with them.

I had been in the dark about Tucker Carlson and his loafers until I happened to spot him one morning on my way to work. He was wearing a pair of Brooks Brothers/Alden full strap cordovan loafers. They were loose and his heel popped out as he walked, revealing a hole in his sock from the friction. I happened to have my camera with me so I was able to capture some photos.

The response to my photos and my subsequent blog post revealed that more than a few loafer lovers had been following Tucker's feet for quite some time!  If I had known that he played with his loafers while appearing on national TV, I might have watched his MSNBC show.

Click on the photo below for an example of Tucker's loafers on TV display.  (Thanks, JG, for sharing!)

If anyone knows where to find more photos of Tucker and his large loafers, please share!

UPDATE:

Thanks to TZ4589 for sharing this great find. I've only seen Tucker in BB cordovan full straps but of course a prepster like him would have at least one trusty pair of penny loafers!

Any more Tucker loafer pics out there?